Do we see California wildfires today? Where is FEMA? They should have known there could be fires in California in the future. Obviously, FEMA does not have a crystal ball and the Bush Administration did not request a crystal ball or assemble a team of psychics, according to Jesse Jackson’s plan; who could have used their magical powers and averaged the results to pinpoint which states might have a wildfire.
Additionally, President Bush is personally responsible for solar flares, as the Sun is now out of cycle from its solar minimum, which has warmed the atmosphere. Even plate tectonics and continental drift are a bit out of whack compared to scientific theories of cycles. This, of course, is obviously the fault of George Walker Bush; in fact, he is personally responsible for all of this. If we demand a public apology, someone must be blamed, George Bush is the president and therefore he must be blamed for the activity of the Sun and the rest of the Universe as well.
The volcanic activity recently in Mexico and the earthquake in Peru are causing seismic activity and this is causing volcanic activity that is producing smoke in the atmosphere and this is also Bush’s fault.
The 2005 hurricane season and the recent typhoons in Asia, yes, Bush’s fault. Many are now calling for an Impartial Independent Special Federal Inquiry chaired by the Honorable and Noble Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton into why Bush allowed these natural disasters to occur and why he allows these fires and volcanoes to spew smoke and question the atmosphere, which damage wild life; including but not limited to moose, deer, spotted owls, desert tortoises, endangered rats, and panda bears in China.
Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said; “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kerry!” how right you are; we all know that if JF Kerry had been elected, he would have put an end to this Continental Drift boondoggle once and for all.
John Kerry, the shining star of the Democratic Party in his entire barn, would have dimmed the sun for us and calmed it down so it wouldn’t get so hot and cause these California wildfires. If John Kerry and Edwards were elected; John 1; would have demanded that Hurricane Katrina be stopped and John 2 would have filed a cease and desist on Hurricane Rita in a court of law. John Edwards would have followed it up with a Whopper lawsuit if Rita had persisted and then filed mold lawsuits against homeowners trying to rebuild their homes, for the greater good.
It’s Bush’s fault, we want him to admit it on national television and we want him to apologize for allowing these volcanoes, earthquakes, wildfires, hurricanes, typhoons, tsunamis, continental drift, ice ages, solar flares and tornadoes right now. Think about it, after all, it’s all George Walker Bush’s fault. Next time vote for the Democrats as they promise to stop all this stuff by raising taxes.
