one. Can I wipe my nose on your sleeve? I just can’t stop crying. wow. Do you want to see that Sagittarius girlfriend of yours run away faster than lightning? Just keep up the sad act. Sagittarians love jovial dispositions. This does not mean that they will not help you. They are very dedicated to serving the population. Just keep your colds to yourself and flash a smile from time to time… now he’s a good friend.
two. Please sit down. No. If you are one of those “I can sit for hours and do nothing like a person” then you might as well sit on the porch in a rocking chair and wave to your Sagittarius friend as he zooms by 47 times a day. Don’t expect his Sagittarius to stay long because he is too busy and on the go. But DO invite them to taste his newest tea while he kneels on his prayer rug from that distant Asian land. Your Sagittarius friend has a pension to travel and have fun with little decorations from the other side of the world. “Hmm, chai tea and singing? Sounds great… now I have to run!”
3. Honest. I saw Sarah Palin get out of a spaceship. You have to believe me. Sagittarians are some of the most skeptical people on Earth. Don’t get me wrong… they WANT to believe, but they need a lot of proof. Once they believe you, they are hooked. But if they find out you’ve cheated on them, watch out! You will be hit sideways by a sharp wit that will cut you raw. Sagittarians like to explore philosophies. However, some Sagittarians (especially men) don’t actually experience the philosophies they read about. Like I said… they need proof that the water is wet before they drink it. To help that critical Sagittarius of yours, be consistent. Show them that you like to search for answers too, but don’t always say you have the definitive answer. This keeps them hoping that they will have more places to go and things to investigate. Because otherwise, what’s the point?
Four. I saw God on the cover of the Enquirer. Pennsylvania-Read! and give me a break Like I said, your Sagittarius is a truth seeker. You can’t tell them what IT is. They have to find out for themselves. Yes, give some clues and pique their interest. Then book them a flight to South America. Send them on a spiritual mission to find the Lost Ruins of Man or something. Ooh, how exciting. All they’ll want to know is if they can go first class (and can they take home a monkey as a souvenir?) To sell, of course! Some Sagittarians can be highly motivated by money. Almost as much as spiritual journeys. And if you can combine the two, well then… it doesn’t get any better than that!
5. I deserve it! Your Sagittarius has a knee-jerk reaction to people who feel entitled. If you come to your Sagittarius friend with an attitude of outrage or victimization, you will no longer have a Sagittarius friend. They will offer suggestions to help you get out of his sorry ways, but they won’t shake hands… UNLESS you’re shaking hands with someone less fortunate. Show them that you really care about humanity. Go help yourself, then turn around and help someone else. Now, it is true that many Sagittarius men are shy and do not always express their deepest selves. (That could be true of all men), but your Sagittarius man is ready to hit the mat to promote a practical spirituality. Your Sagittarius woman has no problem expressing herself (beware passive aggressive AND surprising direct hits). She is ready to apply a spiritual practice to raise the consciousness of humanity. Let’s all hold hands and sing, Kumbaya.
