Pet allergies
Well, it goes without saying that perhaps two of the most allergic pets known to man are the dog and the cat. I am a pet lover and I know for a fact that my blood pressure has dropped due to having two pets, a cat and a dog. They not only cause us to get up in the middle of a snowstorm to take them out for walks, but the countless hours they have spent playing and snuggling with us. In a word: Priceless!
If you just snuggle up for a moment with your favorite pet and it causes sneezing, watery eyes, and even hives, then don’t get rid of that pet. You have to imagine how confused he or she must be after being introduced to this wonderful family and being rejected again. Well, we are here to tell you that there is something else.
It doesn’t seem to matter where you are, this type of allergy symptom exists everywhere. So the good news is that you are not alone in this battle and the bad news??? Well, let’s just say we can work on the bad news!
It can affect older adults, adults, adolescents, and even young children. Yes, that means everyone! Including you and me. If you!
This is what we do to clear someone of their pet allergy. Basically, you have to put your head in the toilet bowl and hold your breath for five minutes. Any year less time means you would have to do it all over again. Oh, and the toilet bowl must be full of urine from six days ago.
Ummm… If you’re thinking there’s no way I’m going to do that, then you’re right. No way would I ask you to do that! It’s just my sick attempt at humor. I know, I know… You can get back at me later (much later).
OK… This is what you really have to do. A sample of the hair or fur is taken by brushing the upper part of the back, above the buttocks and below the tummy. This is placed inside a zippered bag. You should have collected approximately a “25 cent piece” of hair or skin samples. You can separate the cat from the dog if they have several of each, otherwise keep them all, cats for example, in a bag. At the same time, a sample of your dog’s or cat’s real fur or hair will be placed in the machine. Now, he can finally get back into balance.
Unlike food or seasonal allergies, the removal procedure for any dog usually requires 2-3 sessions. For cats, it’s even worse, it will require 3-4 sessions. But once the allergy is removed, it is removed in 3-5 years or permanently!
Why 2-3 sessions for dogs and 3-4 sessions for cats? I dont know. That is just what has been found. But wouldn’t you rather be free of your dog or cat allergy than have it persist?
